Got this from a friend's fb note. How Indian am I? This is gonna be fun :D

[x] you were born in India
[x] both your parents are Indian
[x] your parents expect your spouse to be an indian
[ ] your career choices are narrowed down to doctor lawer and/or architect - HOW did they not include engineers in this list?! :O
[x] you have one sibling
[x] your aunt, uncle, parents and several relatives you have never met in your life have befriended you on facebook
[x] you have clicked 'agree' in response to the above

X's so far: 6/7

[x] You have dhaal at least once a day
[ ] Your mother at this very moment is under the unfortunate impression that you are doing homework - nah, she knows I only chat at night :P
[x] You have black hair
[x] You are a veggie
[ ] Zee TV is (at least one of) your favorite channel(s) - GOD NOO!
[x] you have recently listened to 96.3FM (only applicable to Singapore residents)
[ ] you both have watched and discussed the latest Shahrukh Khan movie

X's so far: 10/14

[x] you have a circle of indian friends, separate from your normal ones - what are normal friends?! but anyway, there's the flowerhood :D
[x] you speak in violent hinglish(tanglish) with the above
[ ] you have a tendency to resent Britian's existance
[x] you have Bollywood posters in your room - well I HAD tonnes. I have no space to put them up now.
[x] more than half your wardrobe is salwars, churidars, patiallas/kurtas,sherwanis
[x] a cricket ball has the power to obtain and control your full undivided attention
[x] you are aware of and have visited BharatMatrimonials.com. - heehee just to laugh at funny profiles.
[x] your surname is your father's first name

X's so far: 17/22

[ ] you are a proud member of Sports-India.com
[x] you have bookmarked Cricinfo.com on your computer
[ ] neither of your parents could care less about phys ed, as long as your academic grades are intact
[ ] if you are hindu, you go to the temple at least once a week
[ ] if you are muslim you perform namaaz five times a day
[x] you have no issues with either of the above
[x] you do, however, have issues with the bombings of the Indian Embassy in Kabul and the 26/11 Taj and Oberai hotel bombings in Mumbai
[x] you own a Nokia phone
[x] this phone at least once has displayed something Desi as its wallpaper
[x] you are familiar with the term 'Desi'

X's so far: 23/32

[x] your iPod is teeming with Bollywood - my comp is.
[ ] you could bite into a red chili and honestly enjoy it - NOOO WAY. I cannot stand spicy food :P
[ ] you are a fan of and are infuriated at the fact that Thums Up is not sold beyond Indian borders
[ ] you use the word 'arre' or 'accha' at least twice a day
[ ] your non-indian friends have picked up on hindi words like 'yaar' or 'blah blah blah, NA?'
[x] you have never called an elder by only their first name, you instead add or use alone 'auntie' or 'uncle'
[ ] you have read A Suitable Boy - I want to tho!!
[x] you play an instrument
[x] you are able to play a bollywood song on the above instrument

X's so far: 27/41

[x] your fridge has at least one Haldiram's box in it
[ ] your mother claims you were born as fair as the moon, but you have lately begun to doubt it - she said my bro was fairer than me :(
[x] you own a Bose sound system
[x] you use fans whenever possible as opposed to aircon
[x] regardless of whether you are buddhist or not you have a buddha statue in your living room
[x] you know what pani puri is
[ ] you are unable to handle chopsticks
[x] your tv remote is covered in plastic
[x] you are genuinely afraid of the Indian Gossip Circuit

X's in total: 34/50

That's 68%. Wow I was actually expecting over 80%!